Monday, July 04, 2005

Twenty reasons to stay single

1- You will have no “In-Laws”
2- You don’t have to worry about those tiny little hair growing on you everywhere
3- You can hang out with “your” friends as much as you want
4- You will have better social life
5- You can wear whatever you want
6- You don’t have to worry about waking up with a bad hair day
7- You don’t have to share your bed with a snoring device
8- You don’t have to deal with him criticizing you every day for the rest of your life
9- You can shop all you want
10- You can spend all night talking on the phone
11- You can flirt with as many guys as you want
12- There will be no pressure to have sex
13- You keep getting your “first-time” kiss
14- You control your life
15- You have your freedom
16- You can be selfish
17- You can travel whenever/wherever you want
18- You don’t have to worry about the baby’s dippers
19- You don’t have to save for the children’s education
20- The word “single” sounds better


Purgatory said...

Why do you need 20 reasons to justify being single?

Purgatory said...

yeah in contradiction with the post on ur blog.

True Faith said...

Reason no.20 is more than enough :)

Papillona ® said...

1 True

2+6 false. I always want to look/feel good for ME.

3+4+5+9+14+17 you can do it all if you have an understanding husband

7 Very true, I hate sharing bed with someone, actually i'm planning 'seperated bedrooms' AND 'separated bathrooms' or just live separately.. let's not get married LOL.

8 he'd be a real jerk

10 i'm not a phone-person, I don't use it much

11 I wont give up flirting even if married.. flirting is not cheating ;)

12 he can't force youotherwise it is called RAPE not SEX!

13 true

15 ah freedom..

16 hell yeah!

18 a huge responsibility, too soon for that.

19 I never thought of that
"saving" is not in my book

20 yup

Ra-1 said...

agree with 17 & 18 :)

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