Q:- Why are female humans considered as a weaker gender...?
A:- Only male humans consider female humans to be the weaker sex...in ACTUAL fact, females are the superior sex ....just take a look at wild animals, say, lions....the lioness does the hunting whilst the lion just stupidly eats and mates...
Q:- Why do we see that gals often dresses in guys dressing like pants, etc and not visa-versa..?
A:- Because we gals are not afraid to try anything, unlike the other sex!
Q:- Why do ladies usually cry during a wedding...?
A:- Cos she suddenly realized that she's stuck with the ... beside her for the next 50 years or so..... Boo ! Hoo ! Hoo !
Q:- Why do guys gives flowers to girls....?
A:- Because guys are too cheap to give their girls diamonds or even cold hard cash.... and the worse thing is that some may foolishly believe the florist's claim that flowers are supposedly romantic !
11 comments:
ok :\
I liked the 3rd one most :p
I never gave anyone flowers, and don't anyone call me stupid.
LOL great post ;) I LOVED number 2 especially. We Rule Indeeed :D
Q1; I am not weak.
Q2; Scottish guys wear skirts :P
Q3; I will not cry .. I don't cry when people die ... so no way I will cry at wedding.
Q4; I like flowers .. I like them more than jewelries ... they show more emotions.
Hi :-)
a1. after lionesses do the hunt (similar to our lives: do the cooking), the male would approach & the females step aside thus allowing him the privilege of picking best bits first.
Only exception is when the male is not hungry, would he then leave them at it.
a2. wearing a skirt involves the habit of keeping pulling it's sides down with every movement or wind blow, and men are proud with the fact that they are viewed as models & are therefore copied :-)
a3. not all, but ladies also cry/blush when given a present, when their kids graduate, when pressure gets to them.. etc.
but as for weddings, marriages don't usually last that long (50), so its possible that the reason could be their depression over this fact?
a4. the last bouquet I bought cost me 3 digits (not saying how much but that’s not cheap) & men do that only if their other half (not going to say halves) loves flowers, as not all ladies are into them.
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n1. men do cooking too & wait for ladies to start.
n2. the kilt's already been mentioned, but add to that their ugly hairy legs that is best kept covered in pants. (btw, bearded men do skirts too).
n3. men cry too. Those who never cry are best described as heartless monsters. Tears are never a sign of weakness.
n4. If you give flowers, orchids in particular, a closer look & ponder well, you'll note that they are the sexiest, most lascivious thing alive. No ring or cash would match them.
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P.S. all males were born, milk fed & had nappies changed by the most precious..!
Run a spell check too ;)
LOL!!
I forgot I commented on this post, so lets see.
Shopa, because flowers die and I always associate flowers with goats eating them.
loool :p
Dear Ra,
Though I have a quick joke in my back pocket. I do feel strongly about equality. So forgive me if I quote Rainer Maria Rilke... in one of his letters he writes:
"Someday ….someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any complement and limit, but only life and reality: the female human being.
This advance (at first very much against the will of the outdistanced men) will transform the love experience, which is now filled with error, will change it from the ground up, and reshape it into a relationship that is meant to be between one human being and another, no longer one that flows from man to woman.
And this more human love (which will fulfill itself with infinite consideration and gentleness, and kindness and clarity in binding and releasing) will resemble what we are now preparing painfully and with great struggle: the love that consists in this: the two solitudes protect and border and greet each other."
Sorry for the long comment... I thought you may find it interesting.
Truly,
Misguided
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