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Sunday, August 21, 2005

What? How? Why?

Did you hear about the totally stupid man who bought an AM radio?
It took him a month to work out that he could play it at night too.

Why did the totally stupid man stand in front of a window during a thunderstorm?
So that he could take photos without using the flash.

Why did the totally stupid man stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate”.



1. If a totally stupid man is going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?


2. What do you call ten totally stupid men standing ear to ear?


3. How do you keep a totally stupid man busy?
No cheating please!

18 comments:

A.J.Q said...

Well for the first question UMMM this is true
A friend of mine went into an aircraft and sat next to a window seat that he wasnt supposed to set in and pretended that he was sleeping ... it worked ;P

Ba3den 6ela3 the guy next to him was his school friend LOL :)

umm the next two answers i dont know...

But why do they have to be men !? :P
errrrrrrrr...

samboose said...

Well I'm totally going to guess these....

1. Tell him that seat's not going to London.

2. Stupa-train

3. put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner....

Did I get any right?

Flamingoliya said...

A.J.Q
LOOOL smart guy!
well i didn't want to sound anti-men :p but that's the book i had. no offence intended ;)

Samboose
your answers are almost close! :)

Equalizer said...

1. Tell him that London can be seen on the other side. Or beat the hell out of him and slap him silly until he remembers nuthin, then drag him to the aisle seat like a dead cow.

2. A fence? or puncbags!

3. Put him in a big city and tell him to find his way.

Flamingoliya said...

Equalizer
LOOOL! number 1 is hillarious!
and 3 is smart.

Flamingoliya said...

Here are the answers from the book:

1. If a totally stupid man is going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.


2. What do you call ten totally stupid men standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.


3. How do you keep a totally stupid man busy?
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

samboose said...

Equalizer!!!! I loved number one's answer!!! LOL!!!!

Well I guess we were close in our answers

Hopeless Poet said...

3rd question: Give him a circle and tell him to find the beginning and the end!

Flamingoliya said...

Samboose
yes and you were the closest!

Poet
that's very close to what samboose said :p

Hopeless Poet said...

Yeah actually I was gonna say same answer as hers, but she answered before me!

Flamingoliya said...

poet, hehehe ok :)

samboose said...

So what did I win??? LOL!!!

Flamingoliya said...

yes samboose! you're the most accurate!

Samboose wins
Samboose wins
Samboose wins
Samboose wins

samboose said...

Cool I won recognition YIPIE!!!! he he he

Flamingoliya said...

hehehe :)

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