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Friday, October 06, 2006

What would you do?


Imagine you have an important meeting with the hotest person on earth. This meeting will dcided weather you'll stay in your job; get promoted or kick you out of it. You got your papers done, and your word is perfect, you hair is amazing, perfect suit and shoes and you look so Darn hot with brains.

At the elevator , I noticed one thing, trying to take a closer look at the mirror to make sure i'm not seeing what i'm seeing.. even closer... and the bomb explodes; i have a moustache "oh my gosh" i yelled in the elevator with people around me.." My lip stick is non removable, shit" ...I decided i have to let go, there is nothing to do about it let me just go on to the meeting and i'll keep a good distance between him and i.

I sat down at the velvet mixed with leather chair with my perferct legs crossed, shining with glow " thank you dove glow" i thought to my self. Checking my lovely newly done nails "ready to sign the promotion" a look closer "shit oh shit there is hair on my finger, damn not only my finger my arms my Arms! my arms are hairy.. i forgot to wax my arms ...shit shit shit" ...

What can i do?
How do you guys feel about hairy girls?
Shall i leave the meeting or act as if nothing happened?


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14 comments:

Delicately Realistic said...

Laser o fikaw 3omrkom ya banat.

Flamingoliya said...

hair is a blessing. it warms you in winter. and people who don't have it like philipinos envy us!!
haven't you heard them say: sexyyyyyyyyyy?
:P

The Stallion said...

Go through the meeting like nothing happened and when you are done take care of the minor issues later! As for my preference with ladies and hair, I prefer that they don't have any but it's all up to them! Their body so it's their choice!

J said...

hahahah stallion, you prefer em bald??? :D

Mother Courage said...

i second delicately realistic

how could you forget something that important?! i'm a woman and i hate to see hair on women's body or face it hideous.

but we live to learn

Equalizer said...

Avoid anything that makes you look closer to a man. I think that is the key to attraction, complete opposite. That means no hair, no muscles, no strong jaw bones etc. Accentuate the features that are different.

This is a general rule, its not a sin if you miss a day without taking care of details.

Nooni said...

Honestly girls, if Anything of that happened to me.. i would go to the meeting, sit close to the guy, and i would even flurt.

Thats crazy, hair is natural, god gave it to us, its normal.. even new born kids have hair ..

Stallion i'm glad you have a larger and mature point of view, i sincerely admire your intelect.

And yeah Laser is the answer to every hair problem, but patience is another problem :)

I can't care less of hair, the only ugly hair i can see it oily hair and growing eye brows,,,yuck!

Flamingoliya said...

ok what kind of flirt lines?

hmmm

like...

my hair can keep you warm in cold nights.

my hair is so furry that it's more expensive than mink.

i can be your teddy bear instead of that filthy old torn stinky teddy of yours.

Spontaneousnessity said...

live in france for a while, you won't be able to forget to wax.

iliveinq8 said...

Commit Suicide.

Flamingoliya said...

i_live_in_Q8 LOL!

Nooni said...

WHAT are you talking about?
french men love hairy women !

LinG-BLinG said...

i guess guys don't really notice unless they're really close. but as girls .. we tend to be over paranoid with the whole thing.
just for our own satisfaction & confidence.

Spontaneousnessity said...

and why would I bother with what french men love!!??! I saw many hairy women I got disgusted, there for I never forget not to be like them.