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Monday, July 04, 2005

Guilt Free Dieting Tips

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eating it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

4. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

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5. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of ones personal fuel. Example: Milk Duds, Buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls.

6. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

7. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples: peanut butter on a knife while making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon while making a sundae.

8. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate.

NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color
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P.S. None of the above mentioned material and pictures shall be taken seriously. It is for intertainment purposes only.

17 comments:

Shopaholic Q8eya said...

hehhehehe ;P
nice..

Flamingoliya said...

;)

Papillona ® said...

mojrima!

Flamingoliya said...

hehehe ;p

Salted-Caramel said...

LOL! Aham shay if you drink diet soda with a chocolate bar, the calories cancel out. CHAN ZAIN!! :P

Flamingoliya said...

chan zain all of the list!!! :)

Shopaholic Q8eya said...

what is the thing I read about a meeting chat room???? how come I don't know about it?

Flamingoliya said...

It's no big secret shopa :)I announced it publicly on my "editor's letter". you can find the link on the right side bar called: meeting room.

Shopaholic Q8eya said...

LOL, stupid me, I read about it in your letter but didn't see the link ;P 3adii Jet lag ;P

Flamingoliya said...

hehehe maloomich :)

Salted-Caramel said...

Inzain ish7aga fathi il chatroom dayman. Ta3alaw. :P

Shopaholic Q8eya said...

I can't come now, I am at work ;(

Flamingoliya said...

When I find no one, I leave! yalla I'm there now :)

Salty-C said...

Shopaholic: Later alligator.

cosimfree911 said...

looool

well then im on diet every day im doin just fine :P

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